Money never sleeps pal!
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go down!
Talk is cheap and so am I
I spent most of my money on
whisky, women and cigarettes.
The rest I just wasted.
I think sex is better than logic,
but I can't prove it.
Taxation with(out) representation
I gave up smoking, drinking and sex.
It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day.
Tomorrow is not looking good either.
Time is just nature's way
to keep everything from happening at once.
Oldest myth running - Love
Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.
Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
Sex Figure Income
Horny, Broke, Finger Still Works
Want more sex? Become a priest.
Hey Mista, Ten Dolla Make You Holla
One of us is thinking about sex.......O.K., now it's two.
Beer: It's What Helps White Men Dance
Drink 'Til Yer Stoopid
Drink Til I Look Better
Hey, Princess, bring me a beer!
I'm Only 99% Perfect
My way or the highway!
Save The Drama For Your Mama
How did I get so cute?
The most important things in life are me!